Plus: WIP asked if the Eagles should sign Jake Paul and it made die inside
Plus: Giannis to Miami, and WIP's worst poll yet
Plus: Painter heads to Lehigh Valley and Makai Lemon can't say gnocchi
Plus: NFL Shop may have leaked Campbell's new number
Plus: Luzardo shoves, Bohm goes 447 feet, and Sorsby's betting slips
Plus: SI wants to swap Hurts for Lamar, and a 7-0 night at the Bank
Plus: the Phillies survive Brad Keller, and a Knicks title nobody here ordered.
Plus: the Phillies duct-taped the outfield, and De'Aaron Fox lost the Finals plot in 13 seconds.
Plus: Duran's first blown save in 17 chances wasted a Wheeler gem in Toronto.
Plus: Sanchez strikes out the side with a man on third and nobody out
Brand's out, Nelson's up, and the Birds just clapped back at AJ Brown
Plus: DeVonta laughs off Trey Amos and your 20% promo code for the Slim Reaper drop
